Marc Perkel: The most dangerous IDIOTIC mind on the Internet
Bush Resume
Posted in August 21st, 2004
by marc in Politics, Bush
Past work experience:
* Ran for congress and lost.
* Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox .
* With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments- Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
* Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president–
*Either lied or used extremely flawed intelligence against the advice of many of our own militiary, most of our allies, and most of the church leaders of America to waste much of our wealth and many of our soldiers lives on an unwise and unjust war.
* Spent the huge surplus left him by the Clinton administration and bankrupted our nation’s treasury.
* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history (25%).
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
* In just two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
* Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
* Presided over a 45% increase in the loss of home ownership in America since the year 2000.
* Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
* Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
* Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest against any person in the history of mankind (15 million people). www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/
* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
* The most secretive and un-accountable of any administration in U.S. history.
* The wealthiest cabinet ever in U.S. history. (the ‘poorest’ multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice had a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market frauds of any market in any country in the history of the world.
* Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
* Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
* First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
* Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
* Made the United States the least, rather than most, respected member of the entire United Nations.
* Refused to allow independent inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
* All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
* George W. Bush’s biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* Yet tried to claim that he didn’t know Lay that well and that Lay had actually supported the Democratic opponent for Governor, whom he defeated with the help of Lay’s money!
*Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
* First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
* First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
* Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 911, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most detested country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
* With a policy of ‘dis-engagement’ created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
* First U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
* First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* Changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* Led the defeat of changes in U.S. policy that would have denied government contracts to U.S. companies moving their headquarters off-shore, so as to avoid paying income taxes to our country.
* Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations that bid for government contracts.
* Failed to fulfill pledge to get Osama Bin Laden ‘dead or alive’.
* Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
* In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
* In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the civil war.
* Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References
* At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
* AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
* Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
BLAH, BLAH…BLAH AGAIN….BLAH? Hey MARCEE, how many redundant silly statements did you write up there about BAD GEORGEY? I lost count through the weary boredom of reading your political tiff.
I thank “The Truth” for his Intelligent Response to a CHEESY hate rant about Bush. I am grateful for someone like the “TRUTH “ who has the patience and elegance to say what I would like to say to these RANDOM CONDOM small minded Bush haters!
LJ
THE TRUTH said,
in August 21st, 2004 at 8:20 pm
Marc, you are soiling the minds of our youth with this stuff. Here is my response …
*Failing to get elected to congress is not a factor in electing a President. Governors, not congressman make the best Presidents.
*He had nothing to do with trading Sammy Sosa, who at the time SUCKED. Who knew he was going to start using steroids and filling his bat with cork.
*Set the record for most executions in the history of US. Let’s start referring to executions as late-late term abortions, or abortions as early-term executions.
*Clinton had no surplus … it was fools gold. The emperor had no clothes.
*Bush did not set the record for private bankruptcies. Presidents do not bankrupt people. Every year we have record bankruptcies because every year we have more people in the financial system. The number is relative. Clinton had eight years of record bankruptcies.
*Your stock market story is BS. The Dow made it’s high in January 2000 at 11,750. It then fell to 9500 in October of 2000 (-20%). Bush got elected in November 2000, at which point the market rallied. During Bush’s campaign he talked about the coming recession, it was no secret in the financial community. The recession hit as predicted. The Dow then went down to 7500 after 9/11. The NASDAQ went from 5000 down to 2200
(-66%)before Bush got elected.
*First President in decades to preside over a federal execution … you say that like it is a bad thing. Again, just another late-late-term abortion. Bush picked up where the kids mother left off.
*Unemployment benefits do not get cut-off, they run out.
*The President does not foreclose property. This is something that banks do when you do not make your mortgage payments.
*45% increase in loss of home ownership. Don’t forget the LARGEST increase in homeownership. Again, a relative number. Loss of home ownership is due to overextension on the part of the homeowner.
*These are not the highest gas prices in history. On an inflation adjusted basis gas prices are 18% lower than they were in 1991.
* dis-solving international treaties is good … they are ALL anti-American.
*Set all-time record for the most people taking to the streets to protest one person (15 million), at the same time he set an all-time record for the amount of people who stayed home not to protest one person (6.985 BILLION).
*The wealthiest cabinet in history because we are the wealthiest America in history.
*Withdrawing from the world court is good.
*Least respected member of the UN. So what, the UN is an organization of third world dictators.
*The UN has no business inspecting our elections. We can fix them ourselves. If they want to inspect them to better learn how to do it is another thing altogether.
**First time in US history that we attacked a nation without the support of the UN and world community … because it was the first time that we were not saving the UN and world community from getting their asses kicked. The French loved us when we stopped Hitler.
*He is not the first President to establish a secret shadow government … there has been one since 1913.
*Enron may have been the biggest corporate failure in history and it failed under Bush’s presidency, but Enron became the biggest lie in corporate history under Clinton’s presidency. Clinton also took large amounts of money form Ken Lay, who slept in the Lincoln bedroom under Clinton’s presidency. Ken Lay was not the biggest campaign contributor to Clinton, his was Dan Lassiter, the convicted cocaine importer. I do not like Presidents hanging out with bad business men, but it is a bit better than coke dealers.
*The economy was in a recession before Bush was elected (see early response) The DOW was down 20% and the NASDAQ was down 66% before Bush was elected. You OBVIOUSLY cut economics class too much.
Closing note: Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but don’t you think that you are abusing the privilege.
Jay said,
in August 22nd, 2004 at 2:44 am
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid”
Indeed…but it’s not what I would call a positive attribute for being president.
Unless of course you are seeking representation for your own attributes. Then, Bush is your monkey.
THE TRUTH said,
in August 22nd, 2004 at 6:39 am
Jay, my stupid comment was directed at Marc. You must be a special kind of stupid. Maybe if Marc upgrades his sight I sert stick pictures for you.
Bush Resume
Posted in August 21st, 2004
by marc in Politics, Bush
Past work experience:
* Ran for congress and lost.
* Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox .
* With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments- Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
* Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president–
*Either lied or used extremely flawed intelligence against the advice of many of our own militiary, most of our allies, and most of the church leaders of America to waste much of our wealth and many of our soldiers lives on an unwise and unjust war.
* Spent the huge surplus left him by the Clinton administration and bankrupted our nation’s treasury.
* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history (25%).
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
* In just two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
* Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
* Presided over a 45% increase in the loss of home ownership in America since the year 2000.
* Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
* Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
* Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest against any person in the history of mankind (15 million people). www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/
* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
* The most secretive and un-accountable of any administration in U.S. history.
* The wealthiest cabinet ever in U.S. history. (the ‘poorest’ multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice had a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market frauds of any market in any country in the history of the world.
* Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
* Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
* First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
* Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
* Made the United States the least, rather than most, respected member of the entire United Nations.
* Refused to allow independent inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
* All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
* George W. Bush’s biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* Yet tried to claim that he didn’t know Lay that well and that Lay had actually supported the Democratic opponent for Governor, whom he defeated with the help of Lay’s money!
*Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
* First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
* First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
* Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 911, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most detested country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
* With a policy of ‘dis-engagement’ created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
* First U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
* First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* Changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* Led the defeat of changes in U.S. policy that would have denied government contracts to U.S. companies moving their headquarters off-shore, so as to avoid paying income taxes to our country.
* Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations that bid for government contracts.
* Failed to fulfill pledge to get Osama Bin Laden ‘dead or alive’.
* Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
* In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
* In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the civil war.
* Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References
* At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
* AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
* Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
BLAH, BLAH…BLAH AGAIN….BLAH? Hey MARCEE, how many redundant silly statements did you write up there about BAD GEORGEY? I lost count through the weary boredom of reading your political tiff.
I thank “The Truth” for his Intelligent Response to a CHEESY hate rant about Bush. I am grateful for someone like the “TRUTH “ who has the patience and elegance to say what I would like to say to these RANDOM CONDOM small minded Bush haters!
LJ
THE TRUTH said,
in August 21st, 2004 at 8:20 pm
Marc, you are soiling the minds of our youth with this stuff. Here is my response …
*Failing to get elected to congress is not a factor in electing a President. Governors, not congressman make the best Presidents.
*He had nothing to do with trading Sammy Sosa, who at the time SUCKED. Who knew he was going to start using steroids and filling his bat with cork.
*Set the record for most executions in the history of US. Let’s start referring to executions as late-late term abortions, or abortions as early-term executions.
*Clinton had no surplus … it was fools gold. The emperor had no clothes.
*Bush did not set the record for private bankruptcies. Presidents do not bankrupt people. Every year we have record bankruptcies because every year we have more people in the financial system. The number is relative. Clinton had eight years of record bankruptcies.
*Your stock market story is BS. The Dow made it’s high in January 2000 at 11,750. It then fell to 9500 in October of 2000 (-20%). Bush got elected in November 2000, at which point the market rallied. During Bush’s campaign he talked about the coming recession, it was no secret in the financial community. The recession hit as predicted. The Dow then went down to 7500 after 9/11. The NASDAQ went from 5000 down to 2200
(-66%)before Bush got elected.
*First President in decades to preside over a federal execution … you say that like it is a bad thing. Again, just another late-late-term abortion. Bush picked up where the kids mother left off.
*Unemployment benefits do not get cut-off, they run out.
*The President does not foreclose property. This is something that banks do when you do not make your mortgage payments.
*45% increase in loss of home ownership. Don’t forget the LARGEST increase in homeownership. Again, a relative number. Loss of home ownership is due to overextension on the part of the homeowner.
*These are not the highest gas prices in history. On an inflation adjusted basis gas prices are 18% lower than they were in 1991.
* dis-solving international treaties is good … they are ALL anti-American.
*Set all-time record for the most people taking to the streets to protest one person (15 million), at the same time he set an all-time record for the amount of people who stayed home not to protest one person (6.985 BILLION).
*The wealthiest cabinet in history because we are the wealthiest America in history.
*Withdrawing from the world court is good.
*Least respected member of the UN. So what, the UN is an organization of third world dictators.
*The UN has no business inspecting our elections. We can fix them ourselves. If they want to inspect them to better learn how to do it is another thing altogether.
**First time in US history that we attacked a nation without the support of the UN and world community … because it was the first time that we were not saving the UN and world community from getting their asses kicked. The French loved us when we stopped Hitler.
*He is not the first President to establish a secret shadow government … there has been one since 1913.
*Enron may have been the biggest corporate failure in history and it failed under Bush’s presidency, but Enron became the biggest lie in corporate history under Clinton’s presidency. Clinton also took large amounts of money form Ken Lay, who slept in the Lincoln bedroom under Clinton’s presidency. Ken Lay was not the biggest campaign contributor to Clinton, his was Dan Lassiter, the convicted cocaine importer. I do not like Presidents hanging out with bad business men, but it is a bit better than coke dealers.
*The economy was in a recession before Bush was elected (see early response) The DOW was down 20% and the NASDAQ was down 66% before Bush was elected. You OBVIOUSLY cut economics class too much.
Closing note: Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but don’t you think that you are abusing the privilege.
Jay said,
in August 22nd, 2004 at 2:44 am
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid”
Indeed…but it’s not what I would call a positive attribute for being president.
Unless of course you are seeking representation for your own attributes. Then, Bush is your monkey.
THE TRUTH said,
in August 22nd, 2004 at 6:39 am
Jay, my stupid comment was directed at Marc. You must be a special kind of stupid. Maybe if Marc upgrades his sight I sert stick pictures for you.
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