An MTV comic premise was produced, for Rahm Emanuel to bang his brother Ari and produce Steve-O with tatoos and one on the right cheek, for BUTTOCK HEINIKEN O'BUMBUM, for Ari to bonk Hillary and produce Wee Man, for Mike E. to clone Johnny Knoxville, and for us to take it to the bank on a BMX, about Bam's nose looking like Obama's.

The next President will be named JOE, with Mika's Daddy Zbig's NOSE, biding time to SLEEPER-outcomes, when Obama's head looks like BEETLEJUICE.

Thanks to Sean Crappity, the sub-100 IQs are a mob, with a voice, at riot, unrestrained. Thanks to Obama, the next President will be named JOE, not Scarborough, he will have Zbiggy's nose, and this will go down by 2012. So who reports NEWS, with MATERIAL FACTS? Nobody.

NEXT! Maddow is under Olbermann's wing, so she has no issues to report, which will actually damage the Beck-Hannity-O'Reilly-FOX nuisance, since Windows was ripped and MSNBC is the corporate criminal bastard, of that seditious piracy.

We face a certain tsunami from La Palma in the Canary Islands. We may face others, generated from the Atlantic Trench or the Marianas Trench, with REAL, effective terror attacks, not simply warnings to desist at flipping depleted uranium shooting galleries, while threatening nuclear holocaust, and calling it, 'NUKULER.'

Learn English from someone competent, or shut up.

Keith sucks; up Sykes! 360.yahoo/bobgnote